callmeoutis:

you’re too young to be heterosexual honey you’re probably just confused

queenconsuelabananahammock:

coconutoil97:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

coconutoil97:

me walking down the isle to my soon-to-be husband (drake) while 2 on plays:

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him when he see me walking down the isle:

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IS DRAKE A SIX YEAR OLD ORPHAN IN A MUSICAL

UM DONT COME FOR MY MAN

Why not? He cums for me.

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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fuckyesjanet:

Must-read, janfam!

Jane is oft excluded. But as this article points out, she is a true icon

howtobeterrell:

romanticizing-death:

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

This is so true. I slept everywhere. And no one every said shit. People would even watch my laptop and phone as a slept

(Source: bepeu)

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "that’s racist"
  • "that’s sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "that’s transphobic"
  • "that’s ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"